I'm sorry I've been MIA. For some reason, my kids seem to think that I'm supposed to take care of them- something about me giving birth and them not being old enough to fully take care of themselves. I beg to differ- I've seen the things my kids are capable of doing- but since Child Protective Services would most likely disagree, I'm at the mercy of 3 VERY needy boys.
I'm going to try and get on tomorrow, but if for some reason you haven't heard from me in a week, please send reinforcements. There's a chance I might be being held hostage by the little people. When you contact the authorities, please warn them NOT to believe a WORD that comes from the heathens' mouths- the sweet words they utter are a distraction so you don't pay as much attention to their horns.
Prayers are appreciated- weapons sent via UPS to aide in my release are even more appreciated.
Talk to you all soon... I hope.